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WHEE!! UPDATED (a bit, again) 1/23/05!!
Why oh why do i never update this thing?
i'm really really bad with following thru with things, it seems. including this website. i never bloody update it! and now i'm talking all irish!! whats wrong with me????
well okay. so i dont update very often but let's see what happens within the next few days, eh? keep it bookmarked...ya never know what could happen...i could end up...um...like, updating this thing. wow! neato! okay i dont feel like writing anymore. just know that i WILL update SOOOOOON.
with this in mind, your minds can now be eased, your questions can be appeased, and you can make french toast once again because i shall continue to update and you can once again enjoy the richness of my company! who could ask for more??? well...then again there are so many better things in life then me...such as:
- a telescope
- butt muffins (whatever those are)
- ketchup (with a side order of catsup...and milk)
- and some other stuff.
what i am really trying to say is, although you could have been doing much better things with your time, i am glad you wanted to stop by...no wait, i am humbly honoured that you came to spend time at my website. yeah. so, in a word, thanks. you have made me quite happy. now, eat some more sauce, if you have not done so already. oh yeah, and sorry for annoying pop-up adds. get pop-up stopper. that'll do it for ya.
and remember, come back as often as you like. i love you so much. and plus i like how the counter goes up every time you come back. wahaha.
just to let you know, if you havent been here before, you will find i am quite annoying. and odd. if you dont think so, well then you are my friend forever. but here is a little bit of a rant: some of you think that my oddity is not funny to you. and i am all about being humourous. so if you dont enjoy it, thas fine. we all have our...something. i dunno...i guess we have things that we enjoy and find fun and things we find stupid, and its all well and good. (i am being real and serious here.) so, if you have any comments, sign the guestbook, because i am always up for reading what you have to say and what you think about the site. but...please, dont be like some people who sign the guestbook and say things just to insult me, and more importantly, to insult others. do you honestly think anyone likes reading that? do you think people get a kick from insulting things you write in it? (sorry i am ranting...i am talking to certain people who sign it just to write rude, crass comments and dont leave an e-mail address or a name and they think they are some how awesome that they have done that when really they are just making fools of themselves.) so if you sign it, thanks. but if you have nothing good to say, dont say it at all.
please BOOKMARK THIS SITE! i cant say when i will update..but it will be more often now. so check back often.
<-------there is a lot of stuff to the left of this page. dont forget to click on all of it and not get all caught up on just this one page. but keep reading here for info on me, news, and other stuff that is important, and some that isnt. or if you prefer, go somewhere else on this page by clicking those links to the left. or if you don't like me, leave and never return agian, an option by which we all have the right of doing. but i strongly suggest you check out some of the other stuff on here. i think its enjoyable. and you will too! now...if only you could see me winking, then that...would be creepy because i'd say what are you doing in my house, get out!!!
dont forget to sign that guestbook!!!
so...anyways, i'm TWEAK (ahoy!). i love your ankles (i know i have said this before...but this time, i mean it). i live in new york. not new york as in new york the city, but, rather, new york the state. i enjoy ham. mmmm ham! often times i think about boxes. once, whilst i was walking down the street, i fell down a manhole. in any case, you are my mom. it was nice meeting you! |
by reading here, you will get information about me that you probably didn't know, but soon you will...unless you don't like me. and if you don't...then i am sad.
here's some facts on me that you shouldn't really know. but I'll tell ya about it anyway. brace yourself...eww not like that, that's disgusting!
the reign of terror (aka the BIRTHING) started on november 30th 1981. i was born in long island, new york. it was a mushy birth...i remember it well. i was 9 pounds. they had to cut my mom open to get me out. okay that was gross. but seriously thats what had to happen...otherwise i'd still be in there to this day.
when i was about 2 years old, i hit some girl i knew on the head with a hard stick cuz she was annoying me. i remember that because it was the first time i had ever hurt someone and it made me sad later, but at the time i didn't care. but if i ever see this person again, i hope to apologize, all though i probably never will because i lived in long island at the time. and to this day i havent seen her. and i dont remember what her name was. MOM, WHAT WAS HER NAME??? she just said it was laura mullen. laura, if youre out there, you probably dont remember me or what i did, but i am sorry. the end!
when i was like i dunno 2 1/2 i didnt want to take naps anymore so i knocked a lamp on the floor and broke it. it was my mom's lamp and i broke the thing...its a sad story. it had little lambs as the base of the lamp and when it fell one of the lamb's legs broke right off...but they glued it back together. and right now, its in my parent's room on the floor the very moment you are reading this. wow to think you are participating in such an unprecedented time in history!! golly!
at age 3 i moved to colonie ny next to an animal hospital. it was an apartment. i liked it...except for the fact that right next to our apartment (which i am sure a lot of old people lived in) was a firestation and EVERY DAY THE SIREN WOULD GO OFF AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING AND I WANTED TO GO AND KILL THE THING! i dont know if it is possible to kill a siren but i wanted to. but AHA! the station has taken revenge on itself for me!!! a fire truck totalled the sign that was in front of the place, and so therefore, i win! weeee!
then a bunch of other junk happened and now i'm 22. (no you're not!) GRRRR.
oh yeah and in 10th grade i got the name TWEAK! so yeah it wasn't always like this. i was once with a normal real name. but i wont tell you what it is because i make everyone guess it. hmm, i am odd.
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a lot of people have wondered how old i am. let's face it, i look rather young. and hey, its cool. i do look very young, and if i had no sideburns, i'm thinkin i'd look like a tall 15 year old. but how old am i really? this will shed light on the subject, but may also make you say NO YOURE NOT THAT OLD!!!
i'm 23. (HA! no you're not.) what? (you're not.) what are you talking about? who are you?? WHERE are you? (you are not 23!) well, why don't you think i am? (well, you look like you're 18 and act like you're...9.) yeah, well i don't care what you think, i'm still 23. (oh yeah? proove it.) no, i dont have to. (see i told you, you're not 23.) oh yeah? (yeah.) wow...well then...maybe, just maybe...i'm not 23...woah woah wait! how do i explain me graduating high school and going to college and stuff??? wow...i have to sit down and think about this one. (you're messed up, too.)
23 stinks cuz now i am all old and cant be a teenager anymore. stupid 23. (you're not 23.) get out of my house! |
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SweetStuff395: YAYNESS!
SweetStuff395: LOL speaking of that
SweetStuff395: did i tell you how i screamed that out at work and everyone thought i screamed out ANUS?
SweetStuff395: LOL
StudyBriWithMyEy: my mommy is doing richard simmons upstairs
StudyBriWithMyEy: a lot of times i join her
TWEAK Loves Milk: hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa shes DOING richard simmons
StudyBriWithMyEy: it is much fun
TWEAK Loves Milk: hahahahahahhahahaha and you join her hahahahaa
ilovesaltpeanuts (11:28:30 PM): soy!
chokeword (11:28:45 PM): yo
ilovesaltpeanuts (11:28:59 PM): howsh you doinf
chokeword (11:29:21 PM): i'm good...how are you?
ilovesaltpeanuts (11:29:33 PM): i'mf good
chokeword (11:30:14 PM): wow...learn to type
ilovesaltpeanuts (11:31:04 PM): wfhat ared youm talkiling aboust learnx to tipe?
sign guestbook so you can be as cool as the other people who did.
NEWS
(yes, its REAL, SERIOUS, ACTUAL news.)
it may be the freakiest winter we have ever had, with record lows, but NEVER EVER GET A FLU SHOT.
i've left this article here for a reason. you need to know the dangers of flu shots. tell people about these danger. send them here.
my dad had been getting flu shots for the past 6 or 7 years. he took them to get rid of his bronchitis, and it worked. two years ago, however, my dad got a reaction from it and ended up with something known as guillain-barre syndrome (gbs, something which people rarely get, but my dad was the 11th case in our area to get it from a flu shot that year alone.). people have become paralyzed by this, and have even died. thank God (and the prayers of many individuals, you know who you are, thanks!!!) they caught it in time. it took 7 months for him to recover because people were praying for him. had there been no prayer, he surely would have been in the hospital for about 6 months and would have been unable to leave the house for about 2 years. the older you are when you get this, the longer it takes to get rid of it. and its very painful.
PRAYER WORKS. believe me, it does. lives have been changed by it. nations have been changed by it. prayer affects life as we know it.
the most important prayer you can pray is the one i am about to reveal to you...
first, let's get one thing straight. Jesus Christ loves you. He proved that love by dying the most painful, horrible death ever one could ever die. (read more on the CRUCIXITION page. *caution* its VERY graphic.) not only that but He did it FOR you. there is a price to pay when we sin. just like your parents have to discipline us when we are bad, it works the same way with God. think about it, if there were no punishment for sins then there would be no respect for God, no fear and reverence for God, and the world would be in complete and total HELL. it is the serious truth. that is why Jesus Christ did what He did. He left the glory of heaven and came to earth, lived a sinless life (He was tempted in EVERY WAY YET DID NOT SIN, so He can relate to our lives because He lived here too) and paid the price as the perfect sacrifice for us. He forgave us then and there at the cross where He did, and defeated sin when He rose from the dead, proving that once and for all He was God.
BUT...even though we are forgiven of sin, we still are living in it if we don't believe it. we also have to acknowledge that and once we do then and only then will your life start to change! see, romans 10:9 says "That if thou shalt CONFESS WITH THY MOUTH the Lord Jesus, AND shalt BELIEVE IN THINE HEART that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be SAVED." see it comes from confessing AND beliving, not just believing. even the devil believes in God, but he wont confess Him. why do you think there are so many religions out that all claiming to be the way to God??? also, it says that you have to believe it in your heart. absolutley sure. if you desire that kind of relationship with God, please pray this and believe it right now:
Lord Jesus,
i realize now that there is nothing i can do to save my soul from an eternity without You. Lord Jesus, i pray this right now, come into my life, take me and use me for what You want...not what i want. i know what You want for me is better than what i would ever want, and i ask You to take my life and put it in Your hands. help me have a total turn around in my life, to repent of the things i know are sins in my life, because i do know i am a sinner, and i need You...because if i keep living a life of sin, i cant be what You want me to be, so please forgive me of the sins i have done. i know You died for me and i know that through You there is life, and without You there is none. i give You my life right now, Lord Jesus. use it as You see fit. thank You, Jesus.
in Your Name, the Name above any other name on earth, heaven, and the universe,
amen.
if you prayed that, the praise the Lord, you are saved! be prepared, because God is gonna do a total renovation inside you like you have never known. this is the start of a brand new life. its in His hands now.
i encourage you to get a Bible and READ IT. dont buy it and look at it once a week...tear through it because it is God's Word and with His Word comes power, comes authority, comes wisdom, and comes light.
please keep this nation in prayer as we move on from the september 11th terrorist attack. prayer works. first hand experience...it really does. it can move mountains, so don't think it is not impossible to give comfort to give comfort to others. (no, i have never prayed for a mountain to move, not a literal one, anyway. maybe there is a mountain in your life that needs moving. an addiction, a struggle, whatever, take it up in prayer and move your mountain!)
find a Bible-believing church that believes in Christ. some churches out there are dead cold as far as faith in Christ goes. pray God will bring you to one that honours Him.
if anyone has questions, e-mail me at the1andonlytweak@hotmail.com
thanks
TWEAK
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yarn plus shower cap = some sort of fake mullet.
here is a lovely picture taken in january at the delta lake bible conference center in rome ny on the senior high retreat. i was night watchman, whatever that is...basically i stayed up all night and made sure no one did any tom-foolery whilst everyone was trying to sleep. anyways, this mullet cap was worn by joe spina, and he won a pax 217 dvd because his was the best fake mullet or something. then i wore it. yay.
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