i have a lot of pics...brace yourself...yeah, there thats a good kind of bracing.
     
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the EMOTIONS of my NIPPLES

pics of my room UPDATING

NIPPLES ON DA STREET nipples part 2

NIPPLE POWERS nipples part 3

BUTT EMOTIONS dont worry these are safe

I GIVE TRUMPET LESSONS

MUSICIANS NEEDED

my thoughts on stuff UPDATING

CONTACT ME PLEASE

pictures UPDATING

i made a serious page about CRUCIFIXITION and i UPDATED it

i made a serious page about you getting SAVED

stupid funny pictures

more stupid funny pictures

whats new to the site

links that probably dont work

dont click here cuz theres nothing here yet

 

i have a web cam. it's not mine. when i have to give it back, i will be sad.
i have too much time on my hands...but these are a lot of fun. i don't know if i should update these from time to time or what. so for now, they will just stay like this.

a film by me entitled: "look what i did, mom!" 1. hmm...the cheese doodle...it is, indeed, a strange being in itself. 2. ahh, 2 varieties now...the puffy and the crunchy. a paradox. 3. only one thing left to do...experiment. FIN.

another film by me called: "yay punch yay give me an onion" 1.ooo...punch 2.i think i'll drink it. 3. yeah, i'm the man.

4. oh yeah, thats where it is. 5. okay, and there's my...tongue. 6. i cling to my punch. the end.

i got this hat in a grab bag, aint it the bestest??? and along with it i got an nsync shirt whats up with that?? i'm wearing it to school.

i got one of those glo stick things and set it off by accident and so i had to do something with it...so i done did this here thing.

i like that one

yay me being stupid!!

the 5 sour warheads caught me off guard

i got a haircut that day. it was good.

yes, i am eating in a bath tub, and no, it's not my tub. by the way, those are nacho things.

wow look at that profile and those huge sideburns...

orange juice...it has the power of...orange!

have a grilled cheese. thats got like 8 pieces of ham and like 40 slices of cheese. someone in that pic needs a shave, badly. i think its the grilled cheese.

there's me in 7th grade...i dont know why it says jeff...

i forgot why i took a pic of that.

i dont think i'm the one.

markers.

hey, psst, need a quarter? oh yeah, by the way, i can fit 8 quarters up my nose, as of 8/6/01

chewy.

now thats something else.

now that, i dunno.

grease is a good play. yeah, it is. i sang a solo. yay me.

thats...chris.

its a nice change to not see me in any of these. left to right: diet anus, josh, spaz (orange shirt), chris, tj

they think they're the backstreet boys or something i dunno.

i've never actually seen these guys play...the band has broken up but they were called "never-fi!". shown here is billmelater and diet "anus" ben.

me and reese from five iron frenzy. we look lovely. unfortunatley i dont have a scanner so i had to take a picture of this picture with the webcam

 
   
 

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